Honestly, I kind of feel like you’re the little sibling I never had - I’ve watched you grow and become more confident in yourself in the last three years and I’m so proud of everything that you are. Even though our interests are quite different now, I love having your presence in my internet bubble. Thank God I explained the fan canon experiment to you.
Hahaha my theatre loving ass doesn’t care what you think. I’m gunna sing my fav musicals, wear my t shirts, and listen to them through my headphones so loud you can hear. Wanna know why? Because I love it and you’re opinion on it doesn’t matter to me.
Okay but Ego was super impressed about hearing that Peter could hold an Infnity Stone, even for a couple minutes, and said he had to be his son, had to be a Celestia to survive that.
Well Jane was possed by one for a few day, so who the Hell is she related too?
Low-key, since she a Peter are basically the same age, I’m gonna headcanon now Ego got busy with some other Earth lady (you can say Ego loves Meredith, but I mean, cheating is a thing, and how much love do we really think that psycopathic planet really had in him). And, also, like, her mom died of cancer in the comics when she was nine, just like with Peter in the movies, I’m just saying. They’re totally half siblings, fight me.
An explanation for why Yondu didn’t go pick her up along with Peter though, is maybe he told Ego he’d only pick up one kid at a time (since Ravagers apparently aren’t even supposed to deal with kids at all), and then while he had Peter, figured out what was happening to Ego’s kids, so obviously didn’t go back to Earth at any point to have gotten her.
This theory is incredibly intriguing. Now I’m trying to remember if we ever learned anything about Jane’s father….
Only, I think, that he was friends with Selvig, and (maybe) a scientist too (in the comics he’s a plumber),
But I dont think its a stretch to imagine Jane’s mom could have thought she’d never see Ego again, and when she ended up with another guy, that guy was around for her and Jane, and became Jane’s father and who she called dad regardless of blood relation.
(Ive been thinking about this theory non-stop since I thought of it last night. Could you imagine how dumb Odin would feel realised he didn’t think a Celestial was worthy of his Son)
Considering how Odin treated his own second son and underestimated him at everything, it’s definitely not something he would have anticipated.
My goodness, does it make sense though. Jane Foster as half Celestial. I’m taking this theory now. That’s incredible. That would also make her and Peter Quill half siblings. Peter Quill would have a sister haha.
Could you imagine after everyone found out and they’re just looking between Peter and Jane like “how?”
But also, I think Jane would be the younger sister, and we know Peter’s all about Classic Family Tropes (Play catch with his dad lmao) so he’d totally be all over Thor when he finds out they used to date, like “Don’t even look at my sister dude, you lost all privilege when you broke her heart!”
“she broke up with me!”
“You abandond her to go planet hopping!”
“Because your girlfriend dad was trying to murder the universe!”
(Nebula and Loki in the back ground like “i hate this family so much”)
my shit brain: KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON. YOU COME AND GO. YOU COME AND GO. LOVING WOULD BE EASY IF YOUR COLORS WERE LIKE MY DREAMS. RED, GOLD, AND GREEN. RED, GOLD, AND GREEN.
The royal wedding is costing us taxpayers approx. £32million.
The homeless of Windsor have been removed from the town, but ‘well wishers’ have been allowed to sleep on the pavement of the last few days.
The homeless have also had all their belongings, literally everything they own, taken from them, only to be given back after the wedding.
Some of the people camping out actually have bought and paid for hotel rooms sitting empty, but the press are still calling them ‘brave souls’ for sleeping out on the street.
A lot of Windsor’s homeless are ex service men and women.
The death of 10 teens in Santa Fe and the plane crash in Cuba have barely been mentioned on the news this morning.
I’m late to the party but I finally listened to First Burn, and my hot take is that it’s basically the “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES??!!” vine remixed.
